POSTED March 23, 2009

Andy Borowitz Offers Heinous Investment Advice

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As a service to our readers, Andy Borowitz is now offering the worst investment advice available on the Internet. Go to: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-03-23/heinous-investment-advice/

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