A Letter from Andy Borowitz

Two Items of Great Importance


Dear Reader,

I’m writing to you today to deliver two pieces of important news:

First, I will be performing at the 92nd Street Y in New York City on April 30.  I’ll be looking back at Obama’s First 100 Days and my special guests will be comedian Judy Gold, The New Yorker’s Hendrik Hertzberg, and Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter.  This will be my only show in New York this year, and tickets are selling fast, so buy your tickets here: http://www.92y.org/shop/event_detail.asp?productid=T%2DLC5FP13

Second, my amazing wife Olivia has just launched an incredibly cool website.  I guarantee that if you click on it will be the best minute of your day: http://www.oliviagentile.com

My family has nothing else to sell today.

Love,

Andy

(Photo of Andy and Olivia by Robert Adam Mayer)

 

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