POSTED April 8, 2009

Shabat Sha-Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan Converts to Judaism

Just in time for Passover, Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism. For real. You can read Andy Borowitz’s in-depth coverage of this story — what it means to the worlds of religion and cinema — here: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-04-07/shabbat-sha-lohan/

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