POSTED June 19, 2009

Who Moved My Soap? The CEO’s Guide to Surviving in Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition

New Andy Borowitz Book on Sale!

Revenge is best served in paperback.

From the man The Daily Beast calls “America’s satire king” comes THE definitive guide for CEOs in prison – narrated by Bernie Madoff’s cellmate!

“Pitch-perfect.” – Publishers Weekly

“Delightful.” – USA Today

“The funniest business-book title we’ve come across.” – The Washington Post

“Laugh-out-loud funny.” – CBS Early Show

“Combines ridiculous reality and scandalous fantasy with hilarious consequences… Should be required reading in the boardrooms of the U.S.” – The Times of London

“A strong candidate for our book-of-the-year award.” – The Guardian

On sale here for only $9.95!

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