Dear Readers,

Since 2001, The Borowitz Report has been there to provide you real-time fake news.  And unlike other fake news sources, like The New York Times, The Borowitz Report is free.

But the cost of keeping you misinformed has never been higher.  That’s why I’m asking you to keep The Borowitz Report publishing by buying my new book, Who Moved My Soap? The CEO’s Guide to Surviving in Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition.

Narrated by Bernie Madoff’s cellmate, it’s gotten raves everywhere from USA Today to The Washington Post to The Guardian (UK), which has called it “a strong candidate for our book-of-the-year award.”

If you click here now, you will receive the book for only $9.95.  That’s a small price to pay to keep your favorite fake-news service up and running.  (Free shipping on orders of three books or more.)

The book is also available at bookstores everywhere, including Barnes and Noble.

And if you’re in New York this Thursday, July 2, get an autographed copy at my show at 92Y Tribeca – tickets only $10, available here.

One last thing: please forward this email to everyone you share the Borowitz Report with.  They’ve had a free ride long enough.

Love,

Andy

Reviews for Who Moved My Soap?  The CEO’s Guide to Surviving in Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition

“Pitch-perfect.” – Publishers Weekly

“Delightful.” – USA Today

“The funniest business-book title we’ve come across.” – The Washington Post

“Laugh-out-loud funny.” – CBS Early Show

“Combines ridiculous reality and scandalous fantasy with hilarious consequences… Should be required reading in the boardrooms of the U.S.” – The Times of London