POSTED November 16, 2009

Palin Looking Forward to Reading Her Book

‘Looks Like A Page-turner,' Says Former Guv

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Amid the publicity blitz for her new book, Going Rogue, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said today that “she was looking forward to reading it, big time.”

The book has already been a publishing sensation, rocketing to number one on the New York Times bestseller list for Fiction.

Gov. Palin said that the book caught her interest as she was promoting it on Oprah last week.

“From everything I’ve said about it, it sure seems to be a page-turner,” she said. “As soon as I’m off this book tour I can’t wait to sink my teeth into it.”

Former Miss California Carrie Prejean echoed Gov. Palin’s sentiments: “I am also looking forward to reading my book.”

Elsewhere, President Obama suffered a setback today when China rebuffed the United States’ offer to sell California. More here.

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