WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – President Barack Obama’s decision to wish Jews around the world a happy Hanukkah in Hebrew has added more fuel to the movement of the so-called Birthers, who now claim that Mr. Obama was born in Israel.

Orly Taitz, a leading Birther spokesperson, told CNN today that she had in her possession a birth certificate for Mr. Obama that was issued in Tel Aviv.

“If you look at the birth certificate, you will see the name he was born with, Baruch Shmobama,” she said.

In other news, the President announced that he would clinch a second Nobel Peace Prize by invading Iran.

Announcing the invasion in a televised address, the President told the nation, “Now comes the hard part: writing my acceptance speech.”

Mr. Obama said that if his quest for a second Nobel is successful, he would bomb North Korea.

“I have just one word for you,” he said.  “Three-peat.”

Elsewhere, singing sensation Susan Boyle stunned the world by revealing that she had a steamy affair with Tiger Woods.  More here.