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In Confident Sign, Gingrich Changes Facebook Status to ‘In an Open Relationship’

Newt to America: ‘Join Me. Join Me in My Marriage’

CHARLESTON, SC (The Borowitz Report) – In a sign o... [ + ]

A Letter from Mitt Romney

About My Finances

SOUTH CAROLINA (The Borowitz Report) – Republican presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney ha... [ + ]

A Letter from Kim Jong-un

To the People of Iowa

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report) – The following is a letter from Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North ... [ + ]

Greece Offers to Repay Bailout with Giant Horse

Steed Wheeled Into Brussels at Night

BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report) – In what many are hailing as a breakthro... [ + ]

A Letter from Goldman Sachs

Concerning Occupy Wall Street

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)– The following is a letter released today by Lloyd Blankfe... [ + ]

Manufacturers of Downward Arrows Post Record Profits

Rare Bright Spot on Wall Street

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – In what stock market analysts are pointing to as a rare bright spot i... [ + ]

Obama Says US Not Deserting Iraq: ‘We Will Continue to Follow You on Twitter’

Promises Strong Social Networking Ties with Iraqi People

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Marking the withdrawal of the final US troops from Ira... [ + ]

Rabid Dog Briefly Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate

Receives Standing Ovation at Missouri Rally

JEFFERSON CITY, MO (The Borowitz Report) - A rabid Doberman Pinscher jumped on stage at a Tea Party rall... [ + ]