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In Possible Gaffe, Romney Says Poor People ‘Taste Like Chicken’

Awkward Moment at Ohio Wrestling Event

TOLEDO (The Borowitz Report)) – In what some political observers are calling a possib... [ + ]

New Borowitz Book is the #1 Bestseller in America!

On Sale Today for Only 99 Cents

The new book by Andy Borowitz, An Unexpected Twist, is the #1 bestselling Kindle Single in America — and... [ + ]

A Clarification from Mitt Romney

About Poor People

LA JOLLA, CA (The Borowitz Report) – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney to... [ + ]

A Letter from Kim Jong-un

To the People of Iowa

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report) – The following is a letter from Kim Jong-un, Supreme... [ + ]

Greece Offers to Repay Bailout with Giant Horse

Steed Wheeled Into Brussels at Night

BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report) – In what many are hailing as a breakthrough solution ... [ + ]

A Letter from Goldman Sachs

Concerning Occupy Wall Street

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)– The following is a letter released today by Lloyd Bla... [ + ]

Obama Says US Not Deserting Iraq: ‘We Will Continue to Follow You on Twitter’

Promises Strong Social Networking Ties with Iraqi People

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Marking the withdrawal of the final US troops from Ira... [ + ]

Rabid Dog Briefly Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate

Receives Standing Ovation at Missouri Rally

JEFFERSON CITY, MO (The Borowitz Report) - A rabid Doberman Pinscher jumped on stage at a Tea Party rall... [ + ]