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Trump Forced to Sell Prized Collection of House Republicans
Even as the indicted businessman put his used legislators on the block, some questioned how much they will fetch.
Mar 27
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Mike Johnson Claims Marjorie Taylor Greene Appears in Book of Revelation
“I was in church this morning, just kind of flipping through the Bible,” the House Speaker said. “And as I was reading the Book of Revelation, all of a…
Mar 25
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DeSantis Stops Spring Break Parties By Showing Up at Them
“No one kills a buzz faster than Ron,” one staffer said. "It's his superpower."
Mar 22
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Katie Britt’s Kitchen to Become Exhibit at Smithsonian
“Two weeks ago, no one even heard of Katie Britt,” the senator said. “Now, my kitchen will be in the Smithsonian right next to exhibits about Custer’s…
Mar 20
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Welcome to The Borowitz Report
Just in time for the election, The Borowitz Report is now a free, independent newsletter.
Mar 19
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