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GOP Lawmaker Demands Recall of Car That Drove Him to Gay Club

Calls Gay Car ‘Menace’

Obama to GOP: I Will Quit Smoking if You Will Quit Being Dicks

Republicans’ Habit Harder to Break, Experts Say

Decision to Stop Making Hummers Saddens Assholes

Douchebags Seek New Way to Compensate for Tiny Penises

Toyota Chief Overshoots Congressional Hearings by 150 Miles

Finally Stops in Colonial Williamsburg

Tiger’s Penis Issues Rebuttal

'He Does Not Speak For Me,' Says Furious Member

Tiger’s Mistresses Gather at Yankee Stadium for Press Conference

Traffic Snarls for Miles

Evan Bayh Admits All-Consuming Farmville Addiction

Senator Enters Rehab

Introducing the Hot New Social Network, PhoneBook

Allows User to Call Friends, Speak to Them

Toyota Unveils New Slogan: “Drive a Toyota. You’ll Never Stop.”

Hopes to Reverse Public Relations Setbacks

Toyota Says Cup Holders Still Working Great

Rest Your Beverages With Confidence, Says Carmaker


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