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Oct 31, 2024
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The Richard Nixon Foundation

To help relieve your stress this week, I’ve written a Halloween story starring the spookiest character of all time: Dick Nixon!

As incredible as it may seem, this story is based on real events. At the end, I’ll reveal which parts are true (and show you some amazing photos as proof).

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