Americans Switch from Washington Post Subscription to Gummies

WaPo owner Jeff Bezos has been “totally helpless” to stop the flight to gummies, sources said. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hundreds of thousands of Americans who until recently subscribed to the Washington Post are now receiving a monthly supply of gummies instead, sources confirmed on Thursday.

WaPo owner Jeff Bezos…