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Americans Traveling to Europe Attempt Canadian Accents

Feb 25, 2025
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DERBY LINE, VERMONT (The Borowitz Report)—In unprecedented numbers, Americans planning travel to Europe are enrolling in a crash course to learn Canadian accents, a Canadian accent instructor revealed on Tuesday.

Harland Dorrinson, who operates Canadafication Coaching Services on the US-Canada border, said he has been turning away…

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