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May 18, 2025
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At last: the reckoning.

For the past three months, I’ve presented the Traitor of the Week series, profiling an array of weasels who are enabling the fascist Trump regime. Now, it’s time for you, TBR readers, to vote for America's Top Traitor.

My list of nominees is by no means complete, since a comprehensive roster of traitors would take decades to compile.

But time is of the essence, because I want to assist the prosecutors at the Nuremberg-style tribunals that will commence once this kleptocratic coup collapses.

Additionally, I am proposing that the last name of the contest winner be immortalized in the dictionary as a synonym for traitor—just as the term “quisling” became a monument to Vidkun Quisling, the villainous Nazi collaborator in Norway.

ONE FINAL THING: to maximize voter turnout, for the next 48 hours I’m offering 40% off on paid TBR subscriptions. For only $30 a year, you’ll get every Sunday Read, all the archives, every episode of my podcast, and many more premium features.

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With all that in mind, it’s up to you to choose America’s Top Traitor. And the nominees are…

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