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Jun 01, 2025
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Last week, thousands of TBR readers voted for America’s Top Traitor from a field of five despicable finalists: Clarence Thomas, Stephen Miller, Brett Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, and JD Vance.

The votes have been counted, and the two most heinous quislings have emerged from the pack.

It’s time for you to cast the final vote and decide which of these two weaselly turncoats is America’s Top Traitor:

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