The Borowitz Report

The Borowitz Report

Announcing the Trump Haiku Contest Winner!

A TBR Contest Special

May 29, 2024
∙ Paid
637
171
21
Share
Mt. Fuji, Japan
Photo by JJ Ying on Unsplash

After thousands of you voted in the Trump Haiku Contest Runoff, we have a winner!

This TBR Contest Special newsletter features the winning poem, analysis of the voting, and an exclusive interview with the triumphant poet.

Contestants were asked to submit haikus on this theme: “Trump’s innermost musings as he sits in court.”

Pre…

This post is for paid subscribers

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Andy Borowitz
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture