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Announcing the Trump Haiku Contest Winner!

Announcing the Trump Haiku Contest Winner!

A TBR Contest Special

May 29, 2024
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After thousands of you voted in the Trump Haiku Contest Runoff, we have a winner!

This TBR Contest Special newsletter features the winning poem, analysis of the voting, and an exclusive interview with the triumphant poet.

Contestants were asked to submit haikus on this theme: “Trump’s innermost musings as he sits in court.”

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