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Ayatollah’s ‘Art of the Deal’ Becomes #1 Bestseller

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Andy Borowitz
Jun 17, 2026
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TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—In an astounding achievement for a first-time author, on Wednesday Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei nabbed the #1 spot on the New York Times bestsellers list with a business book entitled The Art of the Deal.

The publicity materials provided by the publisher tout, “From the mind of a man who negotiated the sweetest deal in the hist…

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