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Barron Trump’s Energy Drink Fails Product Test

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Andy Borowitz
Jun 09, 2026
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Barron Trump’s launch of a pricey new energy drink suffered a catastrophic setback Monday night when it failed a product test during the nationally televised NBA championship game.

After taking a swig from the beverage, a decidedly unenergetic man in the owner’s box appeared to fall into a deep, coma-…

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