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Oct 29, 2024
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SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—A heated battle has erupted between two of the world’s richest men as Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk compete to see who can shed more customers, industry observers reported on Tuesday.

Davis Logsdon, who teaches a course about sociopathic CEOs at the University of Minnesota, said…

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