Bezos Offers WaPo Journalists $50 Amazon Gift Cards not to Quit
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Desperate to halt the growing exodus from the Washington Post, on Thursday Jeff Bezos offered fleeing staffers $50 Amazon gift cards in exchange for not quitting.
The profusely sweating oligarch was spotted in the lobby of the former newspaper, gift cards fanned out in his hand like a bouquet.
As journalists l…