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Bezos Struggles to Return Wedding Gifts to Amazon

Bezos Struggles to Return Wedding Gifts to Amazon

Jul 09, 2025
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SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—Less than two weeks since he tied the knot with Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos has been finding it “nearly impossible” to return wedding gifts to Amazon, sources close to the newlyweds revealed on Wednesday.

According to those sources, Bezos has experienced an unacceptable level of difficulty navigating t…

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