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Biden Uses Presidential Immunity to Replace Judge Cannon with his Dog Commander

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Andy Borowitz
Jul 16, 2024
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Using the sweeping presidential immunity recently granted him by the U.S. Supreme Court, President Biden on Tuesday replaced Judge Aileen Cannon with his dog, Commander.

The legal community’s initial reaction to the appointment was favorable, with most experts agreeing that Judge Commander is…

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