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Bondi Fires DOJ Employee After Finding Copy of Constitution on his Desk

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Andy Borowitz
Apr 09, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “serious breach of the Department of Justice’s code of conduct,” on Wednesday Attorney General Pam Bondi announced that she had terminated a career DOJ employee who was caught with a copy of the U.S. Constitution on his desk.

Bondi said that the employee, who had worked at the depa…

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