Caption Contest Winner!Andy BorowitzOct 21, 2025∙ Paid1,341184101ShareAnna Moneymaker/Getty ImagesWhat was Little Marco really whispering to Metamucilini? Thousands of you voted on the three finalists in TBR’s Caption Contest, and we have a winner:“His name is JD Vance…he’s your vice-president.” Congratulations to the winner, Michael Cunningham! In addition to global Internet fame, Michael has received a signed copy of my…This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign in
