Clarence and Ginni Thomas Lost at Sea After Elon Musk’s Self-Driving Superyacht Hits Iceberg
ATLANTIC OCEAN (The Borowitz Report)—In what is being described as a holiday cruise gone horribly awry, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife Ginni were lost at sea on Monday after Elon Musk’s self-driving superyacht slammed into an iceberg.
The Thomases had reportedly been excited about their voyage on the Tesla fou…
