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Clarence and Ginni Thomas Lost at Sea After Elon Musk’s Self-Driving Superyacht Hits Iceberg
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Clarence and Ginni Thomas Lost at Sea After Elon Musk’s Self-Driving Superyacht Hits Iceberg

Dec 23, 2024
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ATLANTIC OCEAN (The Borowitz Report)—In what is being described as a holiday cruise gone horribly awry, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife Ginni were lost at sea on Monday after Elon Musk’s self-driving superyacht slammed into an iceberg.

The Thomases had reportedly been excited about their voyage on the Tesla fou…

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