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Sorry, Loser!

As long as there's a First Amendment, I plan to enjoy it.

Sep 16, 2025
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Memo to Donald Trump: if you want people to stop comparing you to Hitler, stop doing such Hitlery things.

For example: stop demanding that employers fire employees for exercising their First Amendment rights. That’s positively Hitlertastic.

According to Trump and his toadying henchmen—Justa Dick Vance, Whiskey Pete Hegseth, and Stephe…

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