DeSantis Stops Spring Break Parties By Showing Up at Them
FLORIDA (The Borowitz Report)—Ridding Florida of a scourge he has long despised, Gov. Ron DeSantis has shut down Spring Break parties across the state by showing up at them.
Over the past two weeks, DeSantis has been crisscrossing Florida in his gubernatorial helicopter, ruining dozens of festivities with his mere presence.
On …