When Melania Trump recently made a surprise appearance at the White House to claim that she didn’t know Jeffrey Epstein, she inserted this jarring nugget of product placement:
“I met my husband, by chance, at a New York City party in 1998. This initial encounter with my husband is documented in detail in my book, MELANIA.”
This tantalizing promo made me wonder: might Melania’s book be worth reading?
As a public service, I decided to read MELANIA. But should you?
To help you decide, I am offering this short quiz. If you score high enough, you already know the contents of MELANIA and can skip it. Good luck!
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