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DOGE Math Error Results in Claim That Musk has 13 Billion Children Instead of 13

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Andy Borowitz
Feb 21, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “a little math error,” the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) revealed on Friday that it had overestimated the number of Elon Musk’s children at 13 billion instead of 13.

“Okay, so we were off by a few billion kids,” Treyson Parlow, the 16-year-old deputy head of DOGE, s…

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