DOGE Staffer Attempting to Fire Park Ranger is Mauled by Angry Bear

The bear, seconds before its intervention on the park ranger’s behalf. (Prisma Bildagentur/Universal Images Group via Getty Images)

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK (The Borowitz Report)—A staffer from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) was unable to fire a park ranger on Thursday after being attacked by an angry bear.

The ranger’s failure to…