Is that because he is a professional? Seems to me that in the great Denzel Washington movie "Man on Fire" everyone that was a criminal suggested that they were professionals and professionals need some liberty. As I recall they all got liberated...permanently. Seems fitting for RFK jr who is a "professional" who knows at what but that is what he claims.
We Dems do have some amazing abilities, and not just controlling the weather!
Remember how Dems traveled into the past to put Obama's birth notice in a Hawaiian newspaper? (I get a really bad feeling that one of those people may have trod on a butterfly...)
Dawn. You were aware weren't you, that the Norman invasion of Britain in 1066 was planned and executed by Joe Biden? Are all, it's well known that he's old and I expect he's French. Why wouldn't he be?
(Not meaning to be cruel, but because the GOP is certain to say Biden played lead guitar, and that this previews the ability of Dems to control weather...at least in Red States.)
Especially the Texas flooding. Trump wouldn't cut the National Weather Service or FEMA. And Trump would never harm a child. (Though the Internet Archive includes this: "Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump child rape lawsuit | Case 5:16-cv-00797-DMG-KS")
You recall correctly, Linda Morse. Remember: Biden is the same person as Hillary, and Biden is a robot - soooooooo, Obama is at the robotic controls. Everything bad is Biden/Hillary's fault, but run by Obama (who must be a genius to control such a complicated robot that looks so real). The MAGAs believe every word ot it.
Yes, BTAM Master, everything wrong in the Universe is because of Biden. Or Hillary. Or maybe Hillary is Biden in drag. That might be the next story they pedal and the MAGAs buy. Biden and Hillary certainly are one person in the tiny, broken mind of the Orange Shame.
People are saying that it was Joe Biden (or was it Hunter? Or was it the two of them together?) who kidnapped Helen of Troy and set the Trojan War in motion.
I have no doubt whatsoever that Donnie Demento blames Joe Biden (used to be President Obama or Hillary Clinton, but Demento has apparently updated his hallucinations) for every single plague, famine, war, disaster, and catastrophe that has befallen humankind since Creation, real or fictional.
Wow, can I do the same thing with my taxes? "There are no taxes, there is nothing on Pam Bondi's desk. And it was so!"
Just putting it out in the universe, can't we just blame everything now, in perpetuity, on Mitch McConnell? He's the king of quislings, so why not layer him up with other "honors."
Of course. Remember, Biden was married before … he met his first wife when they were on spring break in the Bahamas … and you know what those parties are like!
Such a corrupt man. He was so corrupt he never once was convicted of assaulting a woman, nor did he pay any off, he was never impeached, and he was never convicted of felonies for improper business dealings. Must be super slippery!
Even more, he manipulated and stole the 2020 election. Probably had Epstein’s help, then had him commit suicide, just to cover it up.
What, Epstein died in 2019? Who are you going to believe, me your favorite president, or the fake obituaries.
Much like Trump's claim to be able to "shoot someone on 5th Avenue" without facing justice.
He actually said almost EXACTLY the same thing about Hillary shooting someone, but unlike him, her reason for avoiding justice wasn't the great love Americans feel toward her, but rather her immense levels of corruption.
"Trump: Clinton could shoot somebody and not be arrested"
Yeah, but I’m a Pryor fan. I still think Reagan watched “Idi Amin Dada” in the 70s before he went on his full on African racist rant about “the people, they eat each other”..😂😏
I once posted all the things that would have to be demonstrably accurate for this lie to be true, and NONE of the many steps required would ever be accurate even in someone's WILDEST imagination.
I know it's a little blurry and hard to make out, but if I squint I think I can see the edges of a crude tattoo on Joe's right hand, the one he has on Epstein's shoulder. Is it too much to conjecture that it is the tip of a letter or number, and that the mostly hidden tattoo reads MS13? Everything is starting to make sense now!
Whatever happened to lawsuit by a young girl against Trump for rape when she was 15 at Epsteins house? The action was dropped for six months I understand but then the young woman filed a second time and was dropped
My guess is Dave Pecker or Trump offered to pay her and she dropped case
Then when Trump or Pecker on his behalf didn’t pay she brought action against and this time got paid signed an NDA and disappeared
But Epstein had video evidence which would have come to light but somehow he managed to hang himself and the videos have disappeared
One person knows. DJT oops maybe Musk when Don told him one night
Sorry she was 13. And at Epsteins with Trump raping her. Something smells since case was brought a few times until she was threatened by goons like Stormy Daniel’s
There is meat here and I’d bet Elon knows truth from Trump who likely bragged to Musk when comparing dick size and how many affairs they had. Musk knows!
Yeah, the goons threatened her until she withdrew. The assault, and witness' commentary on it, is detailed in the lawsuit on the Internet Archive: "Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump child rape lawsuit | Case 5:16-cv-00797-DMG-KS"
No funny thing. We learned in Stormy lawsuit that Trumps close friend David PECKER would buy and kill any negative stories about Trump especially potential lawsuits
They would just go away
And videos and a ton of evidence was found by FBI in Pecker’s safe. A safe pecker!
I completely reject the evidence in the photo. Epstein was not Biden's "type."
Case closed
Andy, one doctored picture is worth 1,000 lies -- in the press and social media.
In fact, doctoring photos may be the major 'medical" accomplishment of the current administration.
RFK jr is in charge of doctoring things.
HAR!
You won the internet today, David! (so far...)
HAR HAR HAR! :-)
Looks like it, Foof
Where is Dr. Oz? He has got to have a hand and some of these things. I rarely hear about him.
Yes, look what RFK,Jr did with his face!
Is that because he is a professional? Seems to me that in the great Denzel Washington movie "Man on Fire" everyone that was a criminal suggested that they were professionals and professionals need some liberty. As I recall they all got liberated...permanently. Seems fitting for RFK jr who is a "professional" who knows at what but that is what he claims.
I’m afraid that many, many will believe this. I laughed but won’t forward-May really injure our former President
😜🙏😊
I loved that!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
or vice versa!
"Vice" sums it up.
🤣
"Not his type"... Hilarious
Of course it was Biden...isn't everything that goes wrong on the planet because of Biden?
Yes! Have you never heard of the Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping?
Does that explain why the Biden left Scranton?
Was Biden BOTH Rosenbergs?
I believe so. This was in all the newspapers at the time, but the news was buried by -- well, -- Biden. He was 5 at the time.
We Dems do have some amazing abilities, and not just controlling the weather!
Remember how Dems traveled into the past to put Obama's birth notice in a Hawaiian newspaper? (I get a really bad feeling that one of those people may have trod on a butterfly...)
Is anyone else hearing the sound of thunder?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Sound_of_Thunder
Yes but I got lost on the Poincare Map
Ha, Kate Decker - Biden at 5! I guess that's proof of how intelligent Biden was even at such a young age! 😉
No, he was Ethel in a black-haired wig!
Of course-- although the Rosenbergs did not deserve to die!
Funny, everything used to be Obama's fault, now everything is Biden's fault
I think the GOP would prefer that the world forget "Turtleneck Mitch's" claim that the GOP's MOST important task was to prevent Obama's second term.
One can't but wonder if they were imagining an America even WORSE than what we have now.
Dawn. You were aware weren't you, that the Norman invasion of Britain in 1066 was planned and executed by Joe Biden? Are all, it's well known that he's old and I expect he's French. Why wouldn't he be?
😂😂😂😂
Damn frog!
I knew it!
Or Obama.
Or Hillary. 🙄
& dont forget Hunter!🤷♂️
Even the Texas flooding.
Good ol’6B totally agrees, she has always said Jewish space lasers control the weather, and the Texas floods prove it!
You mean 3 toes?
Empty G?
Invasion / bombing of Pearl Harbor?
Of course it was that son-of-a-bitch JB! And he claims to be patriotic
That’s fake news!😂
I thought the Texas Flood was from SRV?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC5H9P4F5Uk
(Not meaning to be cruel, but because the GOP is certain to say Biden played lead guitar, and that this previews the ability of Dems to control weather...at least in Red States.)
Ah, of course! That explains it all.
Thank you for reminding us of SRV-- we need any enjoyment we can get.
(While mourning for the people of the Texas Hill Country.)
Yep. Donnie Demento has already said so.
Especially the Texas flooding. Trump wouldn't cut the National Weather Service or FEMA. And Trump would never harm a child. (Though the Internet Archive includes this: "Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump child rape lawsuit | Case 5:16-cv-00797-DMG-KS")
Hold it! I thought Obama was responsible for everything that goes wrong! Guess that's old news.
You recall correctly, Linda Morse. Remember: Biden is the same person as Hillary, and Biden is a robot - soooooooo, Obama is at the robotic controls. Everything bad is Biden/Hillary's fault, but run by Obama (who must be a genius to control such a complicated robot that looks so real). The MAGAs believe every word ot it.
--when they're off their meds, or even on them!
No. Barack Hussein Obama is who you’re thinking of.
Yes, BTAM Master, everything wrong in the Universe is because of Biden. Or Hillary. Or maybe Hillary is Biden in drag. That might be the next story they pedal and the MAGAs buy. Biden and Hillary certainly are one person in the tiny, broken mind of the Orange Shame.
Or HILLIARY!
Some MAGAt will make the claim that she NEVER climbed Mt. Everest, much less being the first to reach the summit!
People are saying that it was Joe Biden (or was it Hunter? Or was it the two of them together?) who kidnapped Helen of Troy and set the Trojan War in motion.
Yes, Biden was visiting Mt. Olympus that day and manipulated those goddesses into
starting the war!
I knew it!!! Thanks for the confirmation!!
I have no doubt whatsoever that Donnie Demento blames Joe Biden (used to be President Obama or Hillary Clinton, but Demento has apparently updated his hallucinations) for every single plague, famine, war, disaster, and catastrophe that has befallen humankind since Creation, real or fictional.
I thought it was Obama's fault... or FDR.
I'm sure that's why he spends so much time in church!
Some of it due to Hilary and some to Obama.
No don’t forget Hillary and Obama and their Marxist liberal voters
like us? I wonder?
And, unfortunately, too many democrats seem to agree!
And god said “there is no Epstein list. And it was so!” It’s divine providence at work..😏
Pam Bondi was tipped off reading Kash Patel's "The Plot Against the King." It has since become required reading of all FBI agents.
Unfortunately, I think you’re right!!🤯
Bondi and Patel need to read this on the Internet Archive: Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump child rape lawsuit | Case 5:16-cv-00797-DMG-KS
As if that didn’t exist…🙄
Facts don’t really matter to this administration
Wow, can I do the same thing with my taxes? "There are no taxes, there is nothing on Pam Bondi's desk. And it was so!"
Just putting it out in the universe, can't we just blame everything now, in perpetuity, on Mitch McConnell? He's the king of quislings, so why not layer him up with other "honors."
--or just layer him, six feet under!
Great ideas!
Blondie’s dog ate the Epstein papers
Imagine what will come out the other end?
Stink in, stink out!
Dump gifted her the dog.😏
at least Gnome didn't kill it
--or some other type of providence!
Andy, in these troubled times, the value of your humor is priceless.
Well, what should we expect?
Denial, denial, denial—ain’t just a river in Africa!
It seems to be several rivers in America, too!
😂true that!
Of course. Remember, Biden was married before … he met his first wife when they were on spring break in the Bahamas … and you know what those parties are like!
Such a corrupt man. He was so corrupt he never once was convicted of assaulting a woman, nor did he pay any off, he was never impeached, and he was never convicted of felonies for improper business dealings. Must be super slippery!
Even more, he manipulated and stole the 2020 election. Probably had Epstein’s help, then had him commit suicide, just to cover it up.
What, Epstein died in 2019? Who are you going to believe, me your favorite president, or the fake obituaries.
Great one, Bobbie
Much like Trump's claim to be able to "shoot someone on 5th Avenue" without facing justice.
He actually said almost EXACTLY the same thing about Hillary shooting someone, but unlike him, her reason for avoiding justice wasn't the great love Americans feel toward her, but rather her immense levels of corruption.
"Trump: Clinton could shoot somebody and not be arrested"
https://www.cnn.com/2016/09/09/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-shoot-somebody
Methinks Trump's "projector" needs a new bulb. (Even if it's not the sharpest one in the bulb drawer, or brightest knife in her knife drawer...)
This is from Ann Landers years ago … but it could work.
When God gave out Brains. I thought he said trains, so I missed mine.
When God gave out Looks. I thought he said books, so I didn't want any.
When God gave out Noses. I thought he said roses, so I ordered a big red one.
When God gave out Chins. I thought he said gins, so I ordered a double.
When God gave out Legs. I thought he said kegs, so I ordered 2 fat ones.
When God gave out Heads. I thought he said beds, so I asked for a big soft one.
O God - I am in a MESS!
--so God didn't give out great ears either?
Ann didn’t cover it …
Maybe, when God gave out ears, I thought he said rears, and I said don’t give those, I already have what I need.
I wish this was MORE funny and LESS true.
Thanks, Bobbie!
--and Biden had the help of space aliens living underground in Area 51.
It is where he got the virus to kill off the voting Republicans.
<standing ovation>
Well done, Bobbie!
Who ya gonna believe - me or your lying eyes?
There ya go! Richard Pryor’s line!😏
He was quoting Chico Marx, tho
Groucho Marx.
Yeah, but I’m a Pryor fan. I still think Reagan watched “Idi Amin Dada” in the 70s before he went on his full on African racist rant about “the people, they eat each other”..😂😏
In Springfield
they are eating the dogs
In Springfield, they are
eating the cats.
They are eating the pets
of the people who live there…”
The Repubs sure can pick some nutty “presidunces.”
I once posted all the things that would have to be demonstrably accurate for this lie to be true, and NONE of the many steps required would ever be accurate even in someone's WILDEST imagination.
In Trumpworld, a Springfield, Ohio specialty, "jerk chihuahua".
So THAT'S where I got "I like Americans. I had 2 of them for lunch"?
Bingo!!! As I posted previously, Reagan watched this!😏
https://youtu.be/20w3XY1uMVE
That's Marla!
What's even more amazing is that the guy purported to be Epstein is actually Kim Jong Un (on Wegovy).
Baaaah!! Good one!
--and that pink salt thingy they keep advertising on YouTube!
No, that’s Trump. The extra long necktie gives him away
Has always had bad taste.
He thinks it makes him look thinner. Goes with the makeup and hair dye.
(So macho!)
--so nacho orange cheese!
I know it's a little blurry and hard to make out, but if I squint I think I can see the edges of a crude tattoo on Joe's right hand, the one he has on Epstein's shoulder. Is it too much to conjecture that it is the tip of a letter or number, and that the mostly hidden tattoo reads MS13? Everything is starting to make sense now!
Well-spotted! 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😂😆😂😆😂
<golf clap>
Whatever happened to lawsuit by a young girl against Trump for rape when she was 15 at Epsteins house? The action was dropped for six months I understand but then the young woman filed a second time and was dropped
My guess is Dave Pecker or Trump offered to pay her and she dropped case
Then when Trump or Pecker on his behalf didn’t pay she brought action against and this time got paid signed an NDA and disappeared
But Epstein had video evidence which would have come to light but somehow he managed to hang himself and the videos have disappeared
One person knows. DJT oops maybe Musk when Don told him one night
Sorry she was 13. And at Epsteins with Trump raping her. Something smells since case was brought a few times until she was threatened by goons like Stormy Daniel’s
There is meat here and I’d bet Elon knows truth from Trump who likely bragged to Musk when comparing dick size and how many affairs they had. Musk knows!
then Muskrat must release this information in good faith, before he gets his America Party started - whoot, whoot!
Yeah, the goons threatened her until she withdrew. The assault, and witness' commentary on it, is detailed in the lawsuit on the Internet Archive: "Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump child rape lawsuit | Case 5:16-cv-00797-DMG-KS"
No doubt Little Johnson has never heard of it.
She retracted the suit after receiving multiple death threats
No funny thing. We learned in Stormy lawsuit that Trumps close friend David PECKER would buy and kill any negative stories about Trump especially potential lawsuits
They would just go away
And videos and a ton of evidence was found by FBI in Pecker’s safe. A safe pecker!
what happened to what they found in the safe??
they didn't remember the combination, or it went missing, or there was a fire or a flood. end of story.
So Pecker is guarding all the little dicks?
He comes from a long line of Peckers
"Pecker" - what a surname, and especially apropos this case!
Phil - I remember that case and I was wondering what happened to that girl.
She was on that plane to Sudan.
Check Ivana’s casket for evidence.
yup, that's where I'd put my money!
they were stored with the pee tapes probably in the maralargo bathroom archives
--under the toilet lids.
YOU SLAY ME !!! I don't know how you think of all this great stuff!
Biden would find this post hilarious. 😆
Does satire about satire (formerly US governance) cancel itself out?
My struggle is real
Glad you are up to the task.
Great question…😏
Amazing!
When did tRumps hair turn into an orange rug? This was obviously pre- tanning bed…..
And are those things on his forehead supposed to be “bangs”?!