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Donald Trump, History Dunce

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Andy Borowitz
Apr 01, 2026
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Donald Trump keeps telling us that his war in Iran is “on schedule.” In one sense, he’s right: it’s on schedule to be dumber, more chaotic, and more expensive than George W. Bush’s war in Iraq.

No one with a sense of history would have launched such an idiotic war—which perfectly explains why Trump did it.

The depths of Trump’s historical ignorance became…

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