Effort to Control Uteri Led By Men With Small Peni
FLORIDA (The Borowitz Report)—With abortion rights on the ballot this fall, the fight to control the state’s 11 million uteri is being helmed by a vocal coalition of men with small peni.
Harland Dorrinson, an organizer of the coalition, said that he formed the group because “men like us are tired of being invisible.”
His group’s v…