El Chapo Claims He Was Jan 6 Rioter
FLORENCE, COLORADO (The Borowitz Report)—In a bid for a presidential pardon, Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán claimed on Thursday that he had participated in the Capitol insurrection on January 6, 2021.
The imprisoned drug lord did not explain how he managed to appear in DC for the riot, saying only, “As a felon, I ask Presi…