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Elderly Man Struggles to Dance in Time to Music

Oct 16, 2024
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OAKS, PA (The Borowitz Report)—In a spectacle that onlookers deemed worrisome, an elderly man struggled to dance in time to music for over half an hour on Monday.

After swaying unsteadily and bobbing his head in a random fashion for 38 minutes, the man was escorted away by his minders.

The septuagenarian has exh…

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