Elderly Man Struggles to Dance in Time to Music
OAKS, PA (The Borowitz Report)—In a spectacle that onlookers deemed worrisome, an elderly man struggled to dance in time to music for over half an hour on Monday.
After swaying unsteadily and bobbing his head in a random fashion for 38 minutes, the man was escorted away by his minders.
The septuagenarian has exh…
