Elon Musk Offers Million Dollars to Anyone Willing to Give Up Human Rights
PITTSBURGH (The Borowitz Report)—Deepening his engagement with American democracy, on Friday the Tesla CEO Elon Musk offered a million dollars to anyone willing to forfeit their human rights.
“Giving up your rights is like riding in a driverless car,” he told a Republican rally audience. “Before you know it, you won’t miss hav…