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Elon Musk Offers Million Dollars to Anyone Willing to Give Up Human Rights

Elon Musk Offers Million Dollars to Anyone Willing to Give Up Human Rights

Oct 25, 2024
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PITTSBURGH (The Borowitz Report)—Deepening his engagement with American democracy, on Friday the Tesla CEO Elon Musk offered a million dollars to anyone willing to forfeit their human rights.

“Giving up your rights is like riding in a driverless car,” he told a Republican rally audience. “Before you know it, you won’t miss hav…

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