Elon Musk Presides Over Yet Another Failed Launch
BUTLER, PA (The Borowitz Report)—In what experts are calling his most embarrassing implosion ever, Tesla CEO Elon Musk presided over yet another failed launch on Saturday.
As Musk looked on, a visibly impaired rocket started emitting abnormal, erratic noises before totally self-destructing.
“The rocket was old, malfunctioning, an…