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Oct 07, 2024
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BUTLER, PA (The Borowitz Report)—In what experts are calling his most embarrassing implosion ever, Tesla CEO Elon Musk presided over yet another failed launch on Saturday.

As Musk looked on, a visibly impaired rocket started emitting abnormal, erratic noises before totally self-destructing.

“The rocket was old, malfunctioning, an…

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