Elon Musk Tops Forbes List of Most Exhausting Men
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Declaring himself “deeply humbled by this honor,” Elon Musk on Tuesday landed at the top of Forbes’s list of the 400 Most Exhausting Men.
In an impressive feat, he dethroned Donald J. Trump, who had topped the list for the past 37 years.
The Tesla CEO said that he had “no intention” of resting on his laurels as he rolled out ambitious plans to meddle in the elections of Sweden, Nepal, and Botswana.
According to Forbes, despite being the World’s Most Exhausting Man, Musk is still not interesting.
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Good morning, TBRers! What other lists should Elon top?
Once again, Andy tops my list of faves.