Entire Kennedy Family Changes Last Name
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Entire Kennedy Family Changes Last Name
HYANNISPORT (The Borowitz Report)—Declaring that “enough is enough,” the entire Kennedy family is changing its last name, a spokesman for the former Kennedys announced on Monday.
“It is with deep regret that we have chosen to no longer be known as ‘The Kennedys,’” the spokesman, formerly known as Harland Fitzgerald Kennedy, said. “Additionally, thousands of Kennedys around the world who are unrelated to us have made the same decision.”
Explaining the impetus behind the switch, the spokesman said, “We could overlook the brain-worm and the dead bear, but this was the last straw.”
He said that the ex-Kennedys had not yet selected a new last name, but added, “At this point, even Lecter would be better.”
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Who can blame them? If you were the Kennedys, what new name would you choose?
Personally, I think it’s a lot of work for an entire family to change their name. Perhaps RFK Jr. should just change his name to Benedict Arnold and call it a day. Coughlin would work as well…:)