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Apr 08, 2024
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PATH OF TOTALITY (The Borowitz Report)—As millions of Americans await a rare celestial event, a leading brain scientist warns that staring at an eclipse without protective eyewear can lead to “severe and irreversible brain damage.”

Dr. Davis Logsdon, who studies the impact of unfiltered eclipse-viewing on mental function, said that the p…

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