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Failure on Parade

Jun 15, 2025
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Trump’s military parade offered Americans an excellent opportunity to look at their phones. (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

This week, Donald Trump went from “Les Miserables” to just plain miserable.

He threw himself a $45 million birthday party and nobody came.

The “crowd” that did show up could best be described using Stormy Daniels’s nickname for the bi…

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