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Jan 14, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—District of Columbia officials confirmed on Tuesday that they are constructing a fence around a federal government building to keep a sexual predator 500 feet away from the public.

With a Monday deadline for completion of the barrier fast approaching, the calls to “build the wall” have only gro…

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