Furious Elon Musk Demands Refund from Wisconsin
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After being handed a bruising defeat in the state’s Supreme Court election on Tuesday, Elon Musk angrily demanded that Wisconsin pay him back “in full” for the money he poured into the contest.
“I want $20 million wired into my account by end of business Wednesday,” the furious South African declared. …