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George Santos Pleads Guilty and Offers to Return his Olympic Medals
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George Santos Pleads Guilty and Offers to Return his Olympic Medals

Aug 20, 2024
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—After pleading guilty in federal court on Monday, George Santos offered to return all eleven of his Olympic medals.

“Although it pains me to do so, only by returning my medals can I remove the cloud from the sport I have loved and dominated for so long: gymnastics,” he said.

Promising to “cont…

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