George Santos Praises Facebook’s Decision to Eliminate Fact-checking
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The decision by Facebook’s parent company Meta to eliminate fact-checking was “long overdue,” the former congressman George Santos said on Wednesday.
“For far too long, Facebook has been a haven for people hell-bent on spreading facts,” said Santos, who said he was making his statement from the International Space Station.
“I commend Facebook’s decision, and I know that my fellow Beatles agree with me,” he added.
Praising Meta chief Mark Zuckerberg for “freeing Facebook from the tyranny of accuracy,” he declared, “I say this as a citizen, a patriot, and the NHL’s all-time scoring leader.”
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Facts are dangerous. If allowed to spread, they could eliminate Fox News.
When I was a college student MANY years ago, (I am 74) I took a course titled "Satire: The Voice of Discontent". Little did I know the importance of satire then! Rage on, dear friend!