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George Santos Urges Trump to Step Aside for Him

George Santos Urges Trump to Step Aside for Him

"Now is the time to pass the torch to a new generation of liars.”

Jul 08, 2024
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Arguing that age has dimmed Donald J. Trump’s ability to lie, former congressman George Santos proposed on Monday that he supplant the former president atop the GOP ticket.

“Over the course of his career, President Trump has produced an impressive array of falsehoods,” Santos…

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