No that is not autocorrect. It was a joke from the Canadian Comedy series, "Corner Gas." I did it to highlight both Trump's stupidity and inability to spell anything correctly.
I don’t know many Bible verses, but it is cited several times in the New Testament (Mark 10:25 - and I’m paraphrasing) that it’s easier for a CAMEL to pass through the eye of a NEEDLE than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of GOD.🐪🐪🐪
Interestingly, Roberta R-M, you nailed it. That is exactly how Epstein and Ghislaine presented themselves to gain the trust of their prey. Just an exciting sister introducing those young girls to a jolly older man who is going to teach them new skills, like a good father.
I watched a snippet of the prosecutor's questioning him at his trial. Oleagenous, super-prepped, predatory, ruthless -- only a few of the adjectives that came to mind. Shudder to think how he and Lady Macbeth must have rehearsed their lines to snag young, trusting, dazzled girls.
Anybody who associated with that super creep needs to be in psychoanalysis. Top of that list was You Know Who. Scumbags hanging with other scumbags.
Yes. Rich people are pure and they model themselves after...which Biblical character? Certainly not like the carpenter guy who fed the poor or some such nonsense....
They worship hot, white Jesus, not the original brown skinned guy with the schnoz. As Gandhi said, “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
Well, he had a strong friendship with Mary Magdalene who was NOT a fallen woman. And, according to gnostic gospels, the relationship was NOT platonic! This really made the disciples jealous and mad. They got even, though, by ruining her reputation in their writings. (Sounds about right to me.)
Aaron Parnas had an interview with Jess Michaels, an Epstein survivor. A very intelligent woman who accurately pointed out that Ghislane used her little feminine victim voice in an act of outrageous and insulting manipulation during her interview.
Omg Andy, you are hilarious. You absolutely make my mornings getting ready for work. Can’t tell you the number of times I’ve choked on my coffee and nearly spewed it across the room when I’ve read one of your outrageously funny headlines. Then, I forward it to everyone I can think of! Thank you for keeping the laughing hormones active and saving our souls in this time of extreme rough sledding!
I have to admit that's the first thing I thought when I read what she said. Thanks Andy, for hitting the nail on the head. A convicted sex offender saying another convicted sex offender didn't act inappropriately.
Ah - Gary Farrar - you nailed it. As a sex offender, Maxwell would not think that Dump molesting females is inappropriate. So, Dump did not act inappropriate FOR A SEX OFFENDER. And Dump acted like a perfect SEX OFFENDER gentleman. So, she was telling the truth after all - she just left out some of the necessary words.
ONG! This ABSURDITY is of course PERFECT for Monday. I predict when finally the true patriots in the United States of America finally depose this fascist regime, conduct trials for treason, and re-establish this democratic republic, the word "trump" will not even be acceptable to utter when playing Bridge! And for anything bogus? No longer "trumped up", but what it is truly--f***ed up!
I'd like to see severe penalties for those who utter, "weave." "covfefe," "Nambia," and "Sir" and phrases like, "like no one has ever seen," "concepts of a plan," and "two weeks." Yes, it will be a little restrictive for some, but the effort will be worth it.
And don't forget, "many people say so" except when it follows "Trump is a felon and sex offender" and Ghislaine Maxwell is a child sex trafficker, child sex abuser, and perjurer."
Agree. I don't play bridge but euchre occasionally. The last time I played we agreed to use "biden" in place of "t---p." See, I can't even say the latter. Will go down in history as an obscene epithet. What's a good synonym?
All the co-conspirators (including ICE) should be put on trial - we need to remember that the Mossad is still looking for the Nazis and Republicans should remember that!
This sounds weird but hearing her voice during those interviews really gave me the heebie jeebies. It's very understandable how impressionable, naive, somewhat lost young girls got lulled into that world just based on her voice and accent alone.
Reminds me of Michael Jackson feminizing and pixie-ing his face and using that light soft sweet voice to seem youthful and nonthreatening to snare young victims. Except Michael really was a mess, very psychologically screwed up - I honestly think he saw himself the way he made himself (explains, not excuses). But Ghislaine was an intentionally evil seductive spider (no offense to spiders - ah, you know what I mean!).
One more note on Ghislaine: I think she was in love with Epstein - Have you seen pics of those two? How adoringly she looks at him? blech blech blech - but couldn't have him cuz she was too damn old. So she partnered with him to serve him and be indispensable to him to be with him. blech blech blech
She has no idea of what "inappropriate" behavior is. I wonder, what were her parents like? Did she have a Nanny? Did she go to boarding school? Where did she learn that what she did was "normal"?
It is a learned behavior that is passed down through families. I unfortunately know that from experience. I admire the victims who have been able to speak out, because one of the things you learn is that awful things will happen to you if you say anything (maybe that only works with small children?).
Not only do victims need to speak out, but they need to be believed. Next step is to lock up the predators. Preferably for life. 20 years for Maxwell, now in a country club prison, is not nearly enough for what she did.
That's exactly what I keep telling everyone, Phyllis RP Tessieri!
When my friends and family tell me how depressed they are, I tell them that a subscription to TBR will help them more than they can imagine. Andy saves sanity - I know he's saved mine.
Don’t listen to what Ghislaine says bring in her victims and review their testimony. She is a repeated perjurer which means liar. Kind of like Trump’s IKEA Cabinet!
Who would have thought guile, flattery, and opportunism would replace tunneling and hacksaws to escape from prison ? Prison librarians everywhere are inundated with requests for books like "The Art of Manipulating a Narcissist."
If you take all of Ghislaine’s interview at face value Epstein was basically running a convent
Ah yes, and Trump is such an inspiration to the "Christian Right" !!
yes fake and greedy Christians
I think the only people jesus didn't like were the greedy money changers so I guess he would hate the entire current administration
Cadet Bone Spurs knows that Pilates killed Jesus!
I know it is a silly autocorrect, but my first silly response was that I am glad I don’t do Pilates.
No that is not autocorrect. It was a joke from the Canadian Comedy series, "Corner Gas." I did it to highlight both Trump's stupidity and inability to spell anything correctly.
I don’t know many Bible verses, but it is cited several times in the New Testament (Mark 10:25 - and I’m paraphrasing) that it’s easier for a CAMEL to pass through the eye of a NEEDLE than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of GOD.🐪🐪🐪
You got it right!
He also loathed the hypocrites!
My favorite is Matthew 25. Especially the warning half if you treat them poorly.
Every starving child, every locked up immigrant, every person denied food or health care … is Jesus.
This TBR report for the win!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Maybe her cataracts were too advanced! 😂😏
An extremely rare affliction referred to as "Rose colored cataracts."
"christian wrong"
How "right" you are!
makes me wonder if they ever read any spiritual texts?
That's a good one
Father Jeffrey Epstein and Sister Ghislaine.
Interestingly, Roberta R-M, you nailed it. That is exactly how Epstein and Ghislaine presented themselves to gain the trust of their prey. Just an exciting sister introducing those young girls to a jolly older man who is going to teach them new skills, like a good father.
Thank you. They acted like nothing really happened and were innocent of everything.
I watched a snippet of the prosecutor's questioning him at his trial. Oleagenous, super-prepped, predatory, ruthless -- only a few of the adjectives that came to mind. Shudder to think how he and Lady Macbeth must have rehearsed their lines to snag young, trusting, dazzled girls.
Anybody who associated with that super creep needs to be in psychoanalysis. Top of that list was You Know Who. Scumbags hanging with other scumbags.
Oleagenous wins the Internet today!!! Sssoooooo perfect a descriptor. Brilliant!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I may have seen the same video you did because he came across as totally indifferent and looking bored. In the end he paid dearly for what he did.
The "banality of evil" indeed.
Speaker Mike Johnson will tell you this is true. Rich people have bought the government and he knows they never do anything wrong.
Yes. Rich people are pure and they model themselves after...which Biblical character? Certainly not like the carpenter guy who fed the poor or some such nonsense....
They worship hot, white Jesus, not the original brown skinned guy with the schnoz. As Gandhi said, “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
I knew I liked something about Gandhi. I like honest people.
The "Christians" feel the carpenter guy is way too woke.
And he hung out with 12 men, so he was probably gay, too.
Well, he had a strong friendship with Mary Magdalene who was NOT a fallen woman. And, according to gnostic gospels, the relationship was NOT platonic! This really made the disciples jealous and mad. They got even, though, by ruining her reputation in their writings. (Sounds about right to me.)
Forgive me , Father for here's another million.
And the very worthy men who visited were all there to promote their charities.
Such a mix-up!
I think you meant "Nonery"? As in "None of that stuff happened."
🤣🙃
Was the convent next to "Our Lady of the Evening" church and brothel?
Aaron Parnas had an interview with Jess Michaels, an Epstein survivor. A very intelligent woman who accurately pointed out that Ghislane used her little feminine victim voice in an act of outrageous and insulting manipulation during her interview.
The Underage Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
That would make Ghislaine The Flying Nun!
Sounds more like the Lying Nun to me…
For blind and deaf children.
And now Ghislaine's running around in a relative country club thanks to her performance. I wonder if she ever choked during that interview.
Omg Andy, you are hilarious. You absolutely make my mornings getting ready for work. Can’t tell you the number of times I’ve choked on my coffee and nearly spewed it across the room when I’ve read one of your outrageously funny headlines. Then, I forward it to everyone I can think of! Thank you for keeping the laughing hormones active and saving our souls in this time of extreme rough sledding!
brilliant
Good one Andy!
Perfect analysis.
A 15th century Venetian convent.
Listen to his victims not his co- conspirators
So sad. And I think of all victims of sexual abuse and how it must hurt to see these despicable perverts given honor and power.
YES!!
Very well said. I'm thinking of a t-shirt or bumper sticker or a tattoo.
All of the above… tattoo optional ☺️
Wish I could upvoter this 💯!
Anyone who believes one word emanating from that sex offender's mouth, can break a record for gullibility.
Maxwell's motto: "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Do evil isnt in that list, so...."
I have to admit that's the first thing I thought when I read what she said. Thanks Andy, for hitting the nail on the head. A convicted sex offender saying another convicted sex offender didn't act inappropriately.
Ah - Gary Farrar - you nailed it. As a sex offender, Maxwell would not think that Dump molesting females is inappropriate. So, Dump did not act inappropriate FOR A SEX OFFENDER. And Dump acted like a perfect SEX OFFENDER gentleman. So, she was telling the truth after all - she just left out some of the necessary words.
EXACTLY that.
Like SEX DEFENDER, for instance.
ONG! This ABSURDITY is of course PERFECT for Monday. I predict when finally the true patriots in the United States of America finally depose this fascist regime, conduct trials for treason, and re-establish this democratic republic, the word "trump" will not even be acceptable to utter when playing Bridge! And for anything bogus? No longer "trumped up", but what it is truly--f***ed up!
I'd like to see severe penalties for those who utter, "weave." "covfefe," "Nambia," and "Sir" and phrases like, "like no one has ever seen," "concepts of a plan," and "two weeks." Yes, it will be a little restrictive for some, but the effort will be worth it.
Just don't let him stop bleating. It's just too funny. “I have a Consultational Right to appoint Judges and U.S. Attorneys," he posted last night.
Another one for the ages 😾
Really!
Don't forget "some people are saying.....".
“They’re begging me…”
You forgot, "with tears in their eyes"!
Don't forget, "i know more about (insert whatever the topic is) than almost anyone does"
I have the biggest brain. Just the smallest penis. (Which may be the root of his seeking attention issues.) I think it's called penis insufficiency.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
And don't forget, "many people say so" except when it follows "Trump is a felon and sex offender" and Ghislaine Maxwell is a child sex trafficker, child sex abuser, and perjurer."
Good thing I no longer play bridge. LOL
😅. I was just talking to a friend about this yesterday, Margaret! There needs to be a new word for “trump” when used in its intended context.
I suggest when playing bridge we use the term “I biden one no trump”.
I like it, Susan! 👍
I was thinking about relearning bridge so I might have to use this one.
I can think of a few words, but none of them are nice
That's how you know you're on to something.
Agree. I don't play bridge but euchre occasionally. The last time I played we agreed to use "biden" in place of "t---p." See, I can't even say the latter. Will go down in history as an obscene epithet. What's a good synonym?
schmuck
😅😅😅
All the co-conspirators (including ICE) should be put on trial - we need to remember that the Mossad is still looking for the Nazis and Republicans should remember that!
Israel has its own Nazis in its government. There is honour among thieves, or, as it says in German, "A raven does not pick out another raven's eyes".
Laura Loomer said that Trump is an “honorable person”. Good enough for me!
I think she meant "horrible" (pronounced just like he does).
🤣😂🙃
🤣🤣🤣
She got moved to a cushy prison in Texas for her lying. Scum knows fellow scum.
And defends fellow scum, especially when scum B has the goods on scum A.
Did anyone ask her to define what "inappropriately" means? Apparently she has her own warped meaning.
That’s what I’ve been saying but have decided I don’t want or need to know her definition of “inappropriate”.
knowing her definition might keep you up at night, trying to sleep with the lights on
This sounds weird but hearing her voice during those interviews really gave me the heebie jeebies. It's very understandable how impressionable, naive, somewhat lost young girls got lulled into that world just based on her voice and accent alone.
I agree, Billsburg . . . it was a luring and almost hypnotic voice . . . those poor children. :(
Reminds me of Michael Jackson feminizing and pixie-ing his face and using that light soft sweet voice to seem youthful and nonthreatening to snare young victims. Except Michael really was a mess, very psychologically screwed up - I honestly think he saw himself the way he made himself (explains, not excuses). But Ghislaine was an intentionally evil seductive spider (no offense to spiders - ah, you know what I mean!).
One more note on Ghislaine: I think she was in love with Epstein - Have you seen pics of those two? How adoringly she looks at him? blech blech blech - but couldn't have him cuz she was too damn old. So she partnered with him to serve him and be indispensable to him to be with him. blech blech blech
I keep hearing that she was his girlfriend for years. Agree completely with your "blech blech blech". I have a hard time looking at the man.
She has no idea of what "inappropriate" behavior is. I wonder, what were her parents like? Did she have a Nanny? Did she go to boarding school? Where did she learn that what she did was "normal"?
Her background, family and father are/were....interesting.
I bet they were "interesting". What I know about sexual abuse is that it is a learned behavior.
It is a learned behavior that is passed down through families. I unfortunately know that from experience. I admire the victims who have been able to speak out, because one of the things you learn is that awful things will happen to you if you say anything (maybe that only works with small children?).
Not only do victims need to speak out, but they need to be believed. Next step is to lock up the predators. Preferably for life. 20 years for Maxwell, now in a country club prison, is not nearly enough for what she did.
Her father was a major play and monster, Robert Maxwell. Look him up.
I don’t know much but I believe she attended an elite boarding school, then Oxford university.
That comment is steeped in?
Thank you, Andy, I can’t stop laughing!
And the same from me!
Did they give her an eye test?
What a wonderful way to start the week, with the truth!
This is the Home of Truth
Yes it is! And we look forward to it every day, and we depend on it! You don’t know how much you help us Andy. Thank you. 🙌
It’s the reason I get up.
Without a modicum of fake gold leaf in sight…thanks Andy!
Everyone needs to start their day with Andy Borowitz!
That's exactly what I keep telling everyone, Phyllis RP Tessieri!
When my friends and family tell me how depressed they are, I tell them that a subscription to TBR will help them more than they can imagine. Andy saves sanity - I know he's saved mine.
I’m so jealous. I wish I had never seen Trump do anything inappropriate, or really had ever seen him at all.
Hear hear!!! 👏🏻🤣👏🏻
Don’t listen to what Ghislaine says bring in her victims and review their testimony. She is a repeated perjurer which means liar. Kind of like Trump’s IKEA Cabinet!
Virginia Giùffrey's autobiography is coming out posthumously in October. The Epstein Files will not be forgotten soon.
Heartbreaking. She travelled a difficult lane from his golf spa.
Who would have thought guile, flattery, and opportunism would replace tunneling and hacksaws to escape from prison ? Prison librarians everywhere are inundated with requests for books like "The Art of Manipulating a Narcissist."
I've heard its a short read :)
Ghislaine Maxwell must certainly have different standards for what is appropriate...
Like no standards