Ghost of Pope Francis to Viktor Orban: “I Warned You Not to Let Vance Near You”
BUDAPEST (The Borowitz Report)—In the immediate aftermath of his stunning defeat on Sunday, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban received a visitation from the ghost of Pope Francis, who tore into him for meeting with JD Vance.
“I warned you not to let that monster near you,” the late pontiff said. “What kind of i…